My dear, do you really think that your problems with your wife stem from the fact that she is skinny, perpetually dieting and constantly at the gym?as a marriage counselor, i would have to tell you that maybe it’s time to break up and find someone better suited for you. but i could also offer you a plan to shape your wife according to your will. a plan in which i also participate, giving you helpful suggestions on how to behave, what to say to her, what food to buy. a plan in which i induce you to bring her to me, to my study, to bend her totally to our will. i look forward to seeing the fruits of our labor, fat and panting after the flight of stairs leading to my study. i can already imagine her… your wife will become our beautiful, fat pig.